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What is this, CSI hazing?

I'm not a soda fountain.

Created on 2005-12-18 18:08:42 (#9056316), last updated 2006-10-18

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Name:	Greg Sanders

Bio

He's in his mid 20s, is five feet and nine inches tall, and wears colorfully patterned shirts, almost Hawaiian in style, underneath his ever-present lab coat. (Rumor has it sometimes Greg even wears that labcoat in public, or under his bulletproof vest when out in the field -- as of Season 5, he has some field appearances as a CSI level one.)

While Greg's hair is light brown, nothing else is really known about how it actually looks -- he calls it "experimental," the others call it "badly gelled." Common likes include Radiohead, Black Flag and other loud music, yogurt, merlot, lamb, dancing around his office, and making fun of (& flirting with) Catherine.

He likes other things too, but that's not important right now.

Occupationwise, Greg is the lab technician as well as someone with field experience at the LVPD's crime lab -- number two in the world, Greg points out, and he's the one who always brings the case home.

Nick: Hey, Greg.
Greg: [looking through the microscope] Shh! I might be looking at the mother of my children here.
Nick: Somebody's been putting in way too much overtime.
Greg: No, man, this is serious. I had a date last night and this girl has the most impossible green eyes. Just... BAM! Shoulder-length blonde hair, intelligent, and she smells so good.
Nick: Cute toes?
Greg: Oh, ideal!
Nick: Mmm.
Greg: And none are longer than the big toe.
Nick: Mmm.
Greg: Both feet. But, you know, what I need to know is what's on the inside?
Nick: Oh, what's in her heart?
Greg: No... her DNA. And let me tell you, this girl has got some fine epithelials.
Nick: [laughing] Dude, you're sick. Man, you've officially lost it!
Greg: No, no. There is this guy in Louisville. He charges 300 clams to test your spouse's underwear for foreign DNA. Now, that guy is sick. I'm just a romantic.
Nick: But whatever happened to getting to know someone over coffee, letting the relationship evolve? Romantic is sending flowers, not bogarting her skin cells.
Greg: Ahh, that's boring.

Greg Sanders is from CSI, and is property of CBS, Anthony Zuiker, and played by Eric Szmanda. He appears here solely for the purpose of role-playing in